12 October 2009

A face in the crowd...

Recently I got a couple of emails, one from my coworker and one from McKinney of 'Burger fame. The email from my coworker had some photos of some people who, shall we say, weren't real photogenic.

It's hard to laugh at that-people can't help how they look with what they're given from nature.

McKinney's email, though-that was chock full of 40 mph curveballs ready to be knocked out of the park. Let's take a look, shall we?

Now, back in the day, when I first saw 'The Young Ones' on MTV, I thought Adrian Edmondson's character, Vyvyan, was outlandish-

with those general's stars on his forehead. I see now that's minor league sissy stuff.

Shall we? Once more unto the breach, dear friends...

This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise. To whom am I speaking?

I suspect there may be some out there who might think this isn't a bad idea...

And if you order the complete set of Eternasharp Knives, we'll send Trent here along as a decorative knife storage block!

In other news, the Sith apprentice Darth Bobo was captured today. He is suspect in a plot to overthrow the Galactic Republic, and for the theft of a three credit bottle of jet juice from Freeble's Coruscant Liquor Store...

I waas crowned/With some spikes right through my hee-ead..!!

On a clear day he can get Radio Moscow.

A zombie for Barnesy! Double tap. Nut up or shut up.

I think I saw this guy beating up fans at a Liverpool match.

This guy's got it right. He needs a tonsillectomy or tracheotomy, all you have to do is untie him!

I got-nine lives/Cat's eyes/Usin' every one of them and running wild!/'Cause I'm back/Yes, I'm back...

The bad guy for Mad Max 4?

Quetzalcoatl. Aztec feathered serpent deity. High school picture. Class of 1985.

And to think that sci-fi movie makers actually use actors in makeup and costume to create aliens! Wouldn't it be easier just to hunt up some of these people?

yankeedog out.


  1. i can understand the urge to be different, but some one needed to stop these people a long time ago. Not much hope they'll grow old gracefully.

  2. I got some pretty tattooed an pierced friends, but this lot have them beat hands down!

  3. Bangar-Yeh. When and where I grew up, a guy with an earring was 'out there'. These, er, people-have issues.

    Barnesy-No. Proof that you ain't as screwed up as you might think.

    Naut-These people get modified too much more, and they may be classified as a new species.

  4. I now know why we invented the fire arm..to shoot fkn idiots like that lot..god fkn help us.....

  5. lol brilliant!
    love the commentary