...Well, not really. I shot that bolt already.
These are pics from http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/.
Now, I'll admit to going into the local Wally World in my Dr. Pepper lounge pants and a t-shirt from the last 5K run, or in the official Summer Uniform (cargo shorts, T-Shirt, safety-toe work boots). But I'd like to think I presented a better look than some of these folks. You could humor me and agree-or not, depending on your mood.
Ready, then? Good! If you need some mood music, I'd recommend the Cantina Theme from Star Wars.
Uhh...hey, baby!
Ho' bettuh have mah Raisin Bran money!
I'm lookin' for the peanut butter and banana aisle! Uh-huhhuh...
Awwwk! Polly wanna ride on the power chair! Awwwk!
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby if you just gave it half a chance...
And here we see a rare specimen...Homo boganus! And they're very deadly! They can whip their mullets at lightning speed and kill a man!
Walmart Nazis! They're the worst. Standing in line with der Untermensch.
Ain't no gummint agency gonna tell me I can't put a plastic bag over my kid's head!!
Well, you do/have/To dress like a Refugee...
Uhh, ooo-kay!
I think those are the boots that are made for walkin'...
He had a pantscrappingly good time at the store!
Is that a backup singer for George Clinton and Parliament?
Yes, s/he has cleavage.
'Girls will be boys/And boys will be girls/It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world/Including this guy/Th-th-th-th-this guy...'
Feel a bit better about yourself now? I hope so. Reckon I do too.
yankeedog out.
That's gold YDog. ROFLMFAO. Though I get the impression Homo boganus ain't exactly an endangered species amidst the barren plains of Walmart.
ReplyDeleteGold YD and the commentary only puts a shine on the gold!
ReplyDeleteeeeeuuu,
ReplyDeleteWalmart NAZIs, I hate Walmart Nazis
It's scary to think of what inhabits this place with us.
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ReplyDeleteFrae ghoulies an' ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
An' things tha' go bump in the night
(And all these Wal-mart things!)
May the Laird preserve us.
Doc-No, that species is surprisingly prevalent.
ReplyDeleteNaut-You, sir, are most kind.
Barnesy-If you run across the Walmart Nazis, tell them you live at 1060 W. Addison Street, Chicago.
Bangar-Perhaps, but it's never dull.
Flint-Ah, wha' a fine and apt prayer from the dales of Scotland!
OK, the gal with the parrot pushed me over the edge. I am giving up produce, forever!
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