Now at Wal-Mart-The Bourne Identity starring Matt Damon. This exciting thriller is on sale for just $9 to $14, depending on where in the stack you pull the disc!
OK-which one of you did this? Who was in Perth last?
Uhhh...I gotta defer this one to the ladies. So, does vibration enhance the placement of mascara? Huh? Vibration is used for what? Oh, I see (cough). Moving hastily along...
Damn! Might have to rethink screwing around with the Chinese if this is their idea of a manicure set!
Tell ya what, Mr. Lord of the Sith-why don't you clean yourself up, get off yer duff, and find a JOB, already!!!
You too, Cylon!
Aw, now, C'mon, man!!!
Now, Campbell's Microwavable Bowels aren't bad, but I like their Cream of Spleen Soup-good by itself or as a base for a casserole.
In case of nuclear attack, fall to your knees and shout "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
The Guantanamo Bay Trampoline Funland.
I have no problem with a woman that has a hearty appetite. But five pounds of bacon?!? Wow!!
The maze of Life-very few options, both going nowhere...
If I also buy a quart of whiskey, would you throw in some onion rings to go with that sandwich?